Check these jokes I got from my homie Shaniqua! Hilarious!!
A Blonde in Church
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, ‘Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.” This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and
this Christian Family.’
No one moved. The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.”
Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend there has been a terrible is understanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard
under the sheets.”
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the Congregation roared.
Who’s Smarter?
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you’ll let me have sex with you.” The girl looked at him shocked and said “Heck no!” He said “I’ll be real quick-I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend over to get it, and I’ll be finished by the time you’ve picked it up!” She thought for a moment and told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $200. Pick up the money really really fast, and he won’t even be able to get his pants down!” She agreed and accepts the proposal. 30 minutes go by and the boyfriend is still waitin for his girlfriend’s call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks, “What in the world happened?”
Still breathing hard she managed to reply, “That bastard had all QUARTERS!!!!”
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Whats good everyone!
My Chapter Brother Leyde St. Leger (Spring 99, #2) has been in Haiti doing some remarkable things during these last two weeks! He sends regular updates to people on his Blackberry and by using Facebook. We recently created a website that will help share his story and document his accomplishments. Be sure to read his blog, “The Haiti Chronicles” and please forward the website information to other listservs, as well as to those you think might be interested.
This man, a native of Haiti, is showing us the epitome of dedication and determination to help his fellow man. Salute him! Send this information to everyone, sign the guestbook, and support! He is the definition of Globetrotter, and hes making trips to Haiti regularly like it’s a trip from Queens to Brooklyn (See what I did there?)
Keep makin us proud boy!
http://blog.diaryofanalphaman.com/
Follow him on Twitter @HaitianTruth
What’s good everyone!!
So work, these other blogs, and world events have kept Streetztalk pretty quiet in 2010, but you knew I’d be back! Next week I’ll do a Spellcheck Not Included to drop some random thoughts, and hopefully my bandwidth will increase to make more frequent posts here! Enough of that though… let’s get to the business at hand:
As many of you know, I started a second trial of P90X in January. I didn’t get to finish the 90 days last time due to injury/life, but no excuses this time around! I’ve missed a workout or 2 over the 90 days, and have doubled up on other days to catchup, and I feel good about this round. My diet has been a little above average, but can get way better. I’m proud of my 6am workout consistency, although many days I want to stay in bed. I know the goals I set for myself, and I know the hard work I need to attain them!
I’m going to buy the recovery drink and some pushup bars from the BeachBody Site. The recovery drink is part of the nutrition plan and I’m eager to see the big fuss around it. The pushup bars look cool and give you a wider range of motion. We wont even talk about the exercises I saw Tony Horton and company doing on these. I think this face describes it all:
I’m also thinking about getting their resistance bands. They have 20-40 pound bands and I think my current bands are too light. We’ll see what the budget says.
My weight isn’t moving, but I know I’m gaining lean muscle. After 19 Days I’ve also lost an inch off my stomach, with 3 more to go as an initial goal!
I take my 30 day pics in 2 weeks so we’ll see what true progress I made after this hell month is over, lol
Keep pressin play!
Streetz
Bro this video is awesome!!
Update: Video linking sucks. check it HERE
An earthquake centered near the impoverished Haitian capital of Port-au-Prince caused the collapse of several buildings and an unknown number of fatalities Tuesday. The quake measured 7.0 on the Richter scale and at least 1.8 million people live within the area where the earthquake had its highest intensity.
As we are looking to get together and make an impact, we decided to come together and host “Love Helps: Haitian Earthquake Relief Afterwork Fundraiser” so that we can donate ALL earnings to our families in HAITI, via Wyclef Jean’s YELEHAITI foundation.
It will be FREE entrance – however we will be collecting donations inside. Permissible donations include:
-Money
-Pre-paid cell phones (very useful to the folks in Haiti as they are looking for ways to replace lost communication)
There will be a DJ there spinning the best of hip hop, reggae & of course, KOMPA.
A good time for a good cause.
We hope to see you there next wednesday & God bless.
Event: Love Helps: Haitian Earthquake Relief Afterwork Mixer
“We will make an impact”
What: Fundraiser
Start Time: Wednesday, January 20 at 6:00pm
End Time: Wednesday, January 20 at 11:00pm
Where: Stay Lounge (NYC) 244 East Houston Street
Shout to Rahim of VladTV for organizing this fundraiser and getting me involved!
You can also text YELE to 501501 to send $5 (charged to your cell phone bill) in addition to attending next week 
What’s good everyone,
Another year and another decade (wow) is about to be in the books! We always talk about how time flows. When you live in the moment time goes on forever, and along the same token, you can blink and time will pass you by. I took a little time to reflect on this year to highlight some accomplishments.
- Blogworld presence - I celebrated one year of Streetztalk in April, and that was a great personal accomplishment. admiringly, my site content has dwindled somewhat. it dwindled, however, as a result of other moves I made. I became a part of Examiner.com reporting on different aspects of sex and relationships. I earned a spot on the Singleblackmale.net roster as a result of my posts on examiner and Blogxilla, and now I’m the every Wednesday writer. I’ve done a few guest posts for threewaystotakeit.com as well. I joined twitter, and almost 40,000 tweets later the impact can still be felt. that site helped MANY a day pass by and helped to further cement my place on these internets. I also became a part of a new hip hop site, thefoxxfiles.com. I put in a lot of work and saw the fruits of my labor blossom before my eyes. It’s a blessing, and I look to continue to do great things
- I travelled a lot this year. i finally hit Latin America and made my return to MIA. I realize that I love travelling and plan to make even more moves in 2010. Its refreshing, relaxing, and great to have new experiences. i can’t wait!
- My job was secure in a tumultuous year for the company. As always, i was happy to be employed, but that excuse for no bonuses, raises, or promotions is getting tired. I’m definitely looking to make a mark in 2010 in one way or another.
- Family is in great health and we all are looking towards bigger and better in 2010. I pray that they can reach their goals and i can help in any way I can.
- My personal health was good this year. A few minor injuries, along with discovering that i have allergies to shellfish, smh. All in all a great look for me healthwise overall.
- My workout plan fluctuated in 2009. I look to be 100% consistent next year. No excuses no slacking. This goal is 5 years in the making and I need to accomplish this Next year!
I can’t say that I experienced major harship. I struggled with the idea of success and I realized that I have to have defined goals, and meet them. I’ve acheived a lot over my life, but it’s time to realize that new level of greatness! Relationship stuff hasn’t been prevalent. I got hit with a few #swindles from females but that’s life. I’m extrememly happy where I am now, and that’s what matters. As my dad taught me, all things will come in time, be patient and take care of what you can control. Wise words from a decent man!
As far as resolutions go, Im not big on them. What i do is write out some goals for the year and look back monthly to see my progress. This year I accomplished about 1/4 of everything I hoped to achieve (not taking into account any shifts in goals or disinterest with any hobbies, etc). I look to make realistic goals and achieve them.
90% of resolutions fail because we make them, and then forget. If you are serious about these resolutions, check on them daily/weekly/monthly and make sure u stick to them! It’s the only way to be great!
I also hope in this upcoming year i develop a distinct voice for this site and stick to it. Any suggestions definitely let me know. I thank you for all the support this year, and promise you that 2009 is only the beginning. its time to be better than our best!
Happy New Year!
What’s good everyone!
Just wanted to give you a shout, as the holiday season is upon us! I wanted to wish everyone a safe and prosperous holiday season. Don’t break your pockets trying to satify people with material gifts. Make sure it comes from the heart and it’s thoughtful!
I’m gonna be scarce from Streetztalk for a few days, but I’ll have a post on Monday and Tuesday fa sho.
Monday i’ll give my final Health and Fitness blog of 2009. I’ll reflect for a few and see where I’m going in 2010
Tuesday we’ll talk aspirations for 2010 in general
Happy I started P90X once again. Its so rigorous, but the rush I feel afterwards is all worth it. i stopped for a few months, but hopefully the muscle memory and smart eating will help me get in shape quick! We’ll see.
I keep gettin stys in my effin eye! Its getting annoying, I keep looking like I lost a UFC fight, lol. Annoying but I guess it could be worse, right? Anyone got remedies or theories let me know.
One of my peoples is moving to NC. Damn where does the time go?! Enjoy every day on this Earth, because all of these 2009 deaths make me live life fully DAILY!
That’s all everyone. continue to support the kid on singleblackmale.net and thefoxxfiles.com!
Peace
Streetz
Exclusive: On The Couch Show Ep.1 “Men Lie, Women Lie…” (Hosted By Rahim) | Vlad TV
Check the boy Rahim fo VladTV on his new show! This is my peoples and it’s HILARIOUS! Enjoy everyone!
what’s good people?
So I decided to start this S.N.I. up again. I realize I haven’t been posting here frequently, and I apoligize. I’ve been a little busy, so Let me bring you up to speed:
1) New Sites - I’m a main contributor over at The Foxx Files, a new online magazine that’s about to change thegame. Started by my dude Chris Foxx, we’re about to take the game to another level on these internets! We just launched a week ago, so check us out!
2) Building the SBM brand – You know I also write for Single Black Male every Wednesday. We still keep the party goin on that side! We got recognized for a Black WeblogAward (both judges and popular vote) which is awesome! I see great things in our future!
3) Life - Yea man I’m kickin excuses. Work has picked up immensly, and I don’t usually have time to post things here. I usually post randomness or write up editorials, but between my other sites and twitter, I get those points across. I have neglected the site due to the million other things going on in my life and it is a factor
4) Direction - This is where you can help me. I’m trying to find a more focused voice for this site. I kinda see what Drake does with his site, and I think its cool how they’ll have a post here or there, but it’ll pertain directly or indrectly to Drake or the things that he or his team enjoys. I’m still going to do the workout logs (I wont lie, #3 has slowed down my workout regimen so those posts slowed down too), but I wanted to just have a different direction with this site.
That’s a brief overview of the difficulties of posting here, no onto some other difficulties, hahaha!
Motivation to workout is waning as usual during the cold months. How do you guys maintain the focus to continue to work out? What’s your motivation? I plan a 12 month no excuses workout schedule for 2010 and I’m going to hold myself to it! I need your help and motivation too though. Let’s help each other out as usual!
So aside from the workout logs, what else do you want to see here? More personal accounts? The randomeness? Let me know!
Enjoy one of my favorite tv show theme songs ever, as I ponder on more material for this site, lol. Also I call this spellcheck not included because I type this freehand and may not pickup every error. True organic thinking. SALUD!
Streetz: Mr. Write Now
What’s good yall,
As you know we got big things in store in the near future. We got the launch of TheFoxxFiles.com on 12/8/09, we have the rise of Singleblackmale.net as a force on the online sex/dating/relationship blog world, and many other movements. As my people who support constantly, I’m asking you to hold me down once again!
My DJ, DJ Scoota of Knockout Boyz ENT, has been on a crazy grind, tearing up the east coast and overseas club and college scene with some of the hottest DJ’s out today! We just got word that he’s being considered to get a spot to guest DJ on Hot 97 in New York City! They want to see a crazy demand for him, so we need you to contact Hot 97 with the following message:
LETS GET DJ SCOOTA ON HOT97!
You can text this message to 75759 or for everyone on Twitter you can use this link: Click Here to vote for DJ Scoota!
Good lookin! Please pass the word and hold me down!
