We Got Jokes – A Blond In Church / Who’s Smarter?

Check these jokes I got from my homie Shaniqua! Hilarious!!

A Blonde in Church

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, ‘Someone in this congregation  has  spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.” This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.  I am embarrassed and do  not intend to accept this.  Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and
this Christian Family.’

No one moved.  The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me  and  admit this is a falsehood?  Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory.  Now stand and confess your transgression.”

Again all  was  quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew.  Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,  “Reverend there has been a terrible is understanding.  I never  said  you  were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.  I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard
under the sheets.”

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the Congregation roared.

Who’s Smarter?

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you’ll let me have sex with you.” The girl looked at him shocked and said “Heck  no!” He said “I’ll be real quick-I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend over to get it, and I’ll be finished by the time you’ve picked it up!” She thought for a moment and told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $200. Pick up the money really really fast, and he won’t even be able to get his pants down!” She agreed and accepts the proposal. 30 minutes go by and the boyfriend is still waitin for his girlfriend’s call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks, “What in the world happened?”

Still breathing hard she managed to reply, “That bastard had all QUARTERS!!!!”