This is a facebook note from my soror Asia on Facebook. Soon Barack will have to have a “My people we need to chill” Press Conference! LMAO! Enjoy:
This is all in fun…. FYI don’t trip GOD’S not through with me yet LOLOLOLOLOL! Forgive me I can’t tag everyone
Many of you have asked, now that Barack Obama is president elect what can we do as individuals to make sure that his presidency is beneficial to the country and his family stays in tact?
Well as a child of God my first response is to pray for Obama and his family, but the word says that faith without works is dead…. Tee Hee!
As you know, Michelle Obama is Barack Obama’s WIFE, and with the fineness and swagger that he has, he is gonna have home wrecking heffas all in his grill while he travels as president. As first lady you can’t PERSONALLY issue beat downs, mean muggin, slaps etc. but you know this Chicago native BLACK woman isn’t having none of that mess! Its just not “first lady” like to wax tail…
So I volunteer myself (for a fee), the good patriot I am for the good of the country, to issue a beat down for any Jezebel(s) who tries to sample the presidential penis. Put me in the “secret” secret service of women trained to beat down scalawags, hoes, tramps, tricks, and all nasty gutter-butt trollops, and but Obama’s behind in check if he eva thinks about it.
The word says:
Proverbs 26:3
A whip for the horse, a halter for the donkey, and a rod for the backs of fools!
Proverbs 10:13
Wisdom is found on the lips of the discerning, but a rod is for the back of him who lacks judgment.
Proverbs 29:15
The rod of correction imparts wisdom…
See beatdowns are sometimes required for a fool to get some wisdom… LOL! I wish a fool would! There will be no Clintonesque mess going on around these parts! Hillary did things her way but… Black women DON’T PLAY DAT! Will you join my beatdown committee today?
I volunteer to be on the beatdown committee Michelle Obama will hopefully assemble to handle these stupid heffas. I work discreetly and being from the Boogie Down, I don’t fight fair and will cut heffas left and right.
YES WE CAN BEAT A TROLLOP DOWN! ROFL!
YES WE CAN!
YES WE CAN!
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