What’s going on yall,
So my stories(well the ones I can post, lol) from DC continue! We hit Love on Friday night. This is one of the craziest clubs in the US, real talk. How crazy? After about 7 years of frequenting this spot, I JUST made it to the 4th floor. I thought I heard the unlocked sound from a XBOX 360 game or that Zelda sound effect when you find a secret, lmao. They always have people coming through to perform and Friday was no different. Maino came through to do “Hi Hater”. NY was in the house(as ALWAYS). Then your favorite pimps favorite pimp Too Short came through to spit his greatest hits, including the one with “my favorite word” lol. So I’m walking through the spot and end up in the 2nd floor VIP section, which is pretty huge. There was a small section(and I mean little) roped off and I’m wondering why. Some of my AKA peoples who we knew went up there to sit, chill, and get them free drinks. I go through right along with them and post up. The dudes in there look real whack, like they was chillin with each other before our peoples came in there and boosted the cool level of their 1.1 sq ft VIP section 700%. So we in there and I could feel the hate seething through their pores. I knew something was gonna go down, and I was right…
So me, my dude Lawens(USMC) and Mike were chillin. That Gorilla Zoe joint Hood N**&%a came on, and being that we are 1) Fools 2)Alphas and 3) Fools, we decide to do a short stroll in place at the spot. Nothing new just something for the people. We do it like we do it for TV baby!LOL. IMMEDIATELY after our 10 second joint, some saucy lookin dude in dreds comes up to Lawens n Mike and asks if there were Kappas. They tell him no and he then tells them they gotta leave because this aforementioned .0000093 square ft(yes upon further review the size was smaller) section of the larger 2nd floor VIP was for Kappas only. By this time I had a few drinks and “When the Hennys in the system…aint NO tellin…” Actually I wasn’t drunk, but I was nice enough not to want to peace things up as I usually do. I was outside their lil radius, when I scream to Lawens “Yo L. You are a MARINE! USMC! If these dudes want YOU to leave, let THEM remove a marine from this VIP section!!!(Yes I hyped it) Dude proceeds to look @ L, and with a facial response that screamed “Too rich for my blood..” proceeded to flick his dreds and walk the opposite direction…
So a few more minutes pass and I end up at the top of their lil section. The DJ shouts out Alphas on the mic and I throw up our sign in the air. Mind you I’m in the section alone. Mike came through at the same time the SAME dredd dude comes back and asks me “Are you a Kappa?” Now, he DEFINITELY saw my face when I yelled the first time, so I’m like “Nah, &^^%$ I’m NOT!” He asks Mike, and Golden Child replies ‘Neva THAT fam!” lmao! So dude then tells us “This section is for Kappas and if you not a Kappa you can’t be in here”. So I look to my left, and look to my right and get ready for a nice convo with this dude:
Streetz: This whole VIP section is reserved for Kappas?
Dude: Pointing to 2 other dudes behind him… You see him? Kappa. Him over there? Kappa. ME?! Kappa.
Streetz: Thinking about how many REAL Kappas I know would slap this dude So… you mean to tell me.. out of this ENTIRE VIP section, you guys have this little shitty part sectioned off for yourself? WOW…impressive.
Horrible Rep of KAPSI: Yea man and you gonna have to leave
Streetz: Pointing to bouncer You see big man over there? HE said I’m good. So if YOU want ME to leave, either you MAKE me leave or holla at him!!
So dude runs to the bouncer and starts crying(literally) about how we are ruining their VIP and we shouldn’t be here. They thought I was gonna get yoked out, lmao! I go to the bouncer and say “Fam, these dudes is hating u seen us chillin here” Bouncer goes “what THEY not Kappas and need to get thrown out?!!”. I start ROLLIN! He was ready to kick these dudes out their own VIP! So I tell him that we are in actually the trespassers and he pulls me to the side and asks me to leave “for him so that they don’t bitch anymore”. We both laugh and I walk 5 steps from where I was to the bigger, more poppin section of VIP, LOL.
Then while me and the bouncer are talkin bout the women we see etc, and dude is standin in his lil section doing the PUSSY SHYT I hate; Wanting to peace it up with cats like “Hey man its no disrespect but blah blah blah” That shyt is corny son. On some greek ish, if you got dudes in your section who you know are greek there’s supposed to be a common respect that you know we aint in there trying to mess ish up, especially if dudes is in designer clothes talkin to chicks(oh.. maybe THAT was the problem, lol). In NY the vibe is totally different and when dude throw parties, there’s more of a respect factor. Obviously dude thought we were lames and didn’t know that I knew EVERY female in their VIP seat..er section and couldve shut it down QUICK! I just waived and flashed my million dollar “Hi Hater” smile and let them live. Later on, my soror Christina who was with her chapter in the VIP came through and was like “You want a drink, its on them!” That’s a true sister. I gave her a high five and in my best Frank Lucas voice said “My Man” and had about 3 free drinks from the mini VIP in the REAL VIP!! Then when ladies I knew in their VIP(I’m blessed to know some gorgeous, smart women.) came out to talk to me, the hate was obvious and comical. Don’t hate me just do what you do.
Let me say that everything I typed is factual and accurate. I’m far from a thug but poppa aint raise no sucka. Dudes who join frats thinking they got an S on their chest or that it makes you cool have it really twisted. That’s another blog altogether. Shoutout to the REAL Nupes I know: NY Diamond Konnection(Punch Out info please. Thanks), all the old heads who mentor me in their own way, even if they didn’t know, My real DC Kappas(GUCCI!! lol), Westchester step team, my dude Brandon(Philly), Cali and FLA. Yall know I approve of corny frat blasts no matter the org. Come get your boys fellas, or at least donate some $$$ for them to get the ENTIRE VIP next time lol.
More stories soon to come.