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So it seems like every time I want to talk to you about my ordeal in Bermuda, some funny ish always occurs that I must speak on(before I forget, lol). Taking the train in NYC, you can only imagine how busy it gets. New Yorkers move at a mile a minute. We usually go thru the motions of the day, without ever taking our time. I realized this more than ever today. It’s about 5:50pm and the rush is on to get home. Hundreds of strap hangers hit the train ready to go to their homes. So on the LIRR, they post the signs signifying which train is arriving on the corresponding track. My train was switched from one track to another, and back to the ORIGINAL track! Needless to say, pedestrians were PISSED! So as we walk down the stairs I notice something on the floor of the station… from the TOP of the stairs. Something green. Money was on the floor in the MIDDLE of the station!!
Mind you, being from Queens, we walk with our heads high, but our eyes always peering around us and towards the floor, because you NEVER know what you will find. So I’m shocked at seeing the $$ on the floor… Whats even more shocking is that there are about 200 people on the stairs in front of me and NOBODY NOTICES THE CASH!! I think I was more shocked at that than anything. You mean to tell me free $$$ is on the floor and NYKers are sooo BUSY and in a rush to get home that NO one peeped?!! Wow… So as i get closer I wait for someone to cut me off and pick it up, but it doesn’t happen. I get to the cash, and see that it’s only $3. So not looking a gift horse in the mouth, I decide to pick it up. So now I have to be smooth about it, and utilize a straight hood move. I take out my cell phone as if I’m making a call(Mind you we are in a basement, lol) and calmly place my foot over the money. I continue to act conspicuous when I reach into my pocket then look at the floor astonished, as if i dropped the $$$ out my pocket, lol! then I pick up the $$$ and go along my merry way.
This kind of stuff only happens to me I swear? I’ve found hundreds of dollars on the floor at a time. Just my luck i guess 
. To think, you guys thought this was gonna be my usual travel nightmare, hahahaha!
Anything similar happen to you? Let me know.
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aw man, I swear, I love your blogs!! It's 9:39am, just got to work a few minutes ago…yes yes, as always I was late yet again! LOL….good thing my boss doesn't get in until 9:30am! Anyway,this was hysterical…good thing I have my own office otherwise ppl might think I'm strange laughing out loud to myself! LOL….anyway, another good one sands….I could picture the whole thing…boy you're too much! Definately keep them coming, I totally look forward to reading them….your #1 Blog Fan….LOL!
lol..I did that once and some bum (like a real bum on the street) had it on a fishing line. He was craaaackin up. I've been traumatized and haven't done it since..lol
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Hell naw at the person who said the bum had a dollar on the fishing line! Anywho, yes something similar has happened. I almost got my foot on the ten but as soon as a kind of lifted my foot, the wind blew it down the street! Oh well
This is hilarious. I believe it. Everyone is in a rush to get home so no one is really paying attention to the ground. You did a real queens move by stepping on the money. hahahahahaha I cracked up! I had to do the same thing once when I was in a store on the ave. (jamaica ave that is) and some how there was a $20 by the cash register and no one saw it. I quickly walked over, stepped on it and proclaimed "o snap my shoe lace" LOL and quickly bent down to tie it. Sure enough I got the $20.Too bad you can't buy much for $3 anymore. Remember when Pepsi was 0.75 cents?
I actually found $20 on the floor at a strip club right before entering! Do believe I used that to pay my way in!! lmao!